sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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