Betty ford says i'm here all night
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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