No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So squirting runs in the family.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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