i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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