I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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