I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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