What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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