just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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