dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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