check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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