The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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