Do vagina's smell?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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