Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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