Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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