is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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