his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
my poor anus
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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