About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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