dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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