i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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