also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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