I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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