somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
