No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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