I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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