So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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