It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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