im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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