Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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