school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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