I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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