These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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