oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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