Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
