Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My dick has a subreddit
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize