i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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