that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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