You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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