Dual....:-)
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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