is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
