he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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