a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Too much gin, very little bucket
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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