If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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