There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
