fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
