guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
