So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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