After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i am craving dick and cupcakes
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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