Buhtt sex?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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