Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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