my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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