I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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