let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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