No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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