So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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