I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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